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Monday, August 29, 2011

How Do People Find My Blog, part 5?

 It's been 8 months since my last installment of How Do People Find My Blog. Sometimes, it's quite interesting, and even a bit confusing! So, sit back and laugh at some of the searches that have brought people to 2 Kids and Tired Books.

tired two yrs after 2nd kid... Honey, I'm tired and it's been 10 years since my second and last kid!

she has thick lips to be popular fiction...Um, ok?  Whatever you say...

kids facts about dinosaurs...My 10 year old is the expert.  I seriously believe that there is no dinosaur that he doesn't know about.

naked kid movies...You are sick and twisted and need help.

have 2 kids tired...Me too.  Me too!

girls of insanity workout naked...If you say so.  I'm more comfortable working out while wearing clothes. If I work out...

tiredbook...Ok. Whatever?

spilling kids...Did you have them in a cup or a bowl?  OR did you mean to write  "spoiling kids "? Can't help you with either one. Sorry!

recommend the particular sadness of lemon cake for kids?...Heck, I don't even recommend it for adults.

outlander book sex scenes...There are a lot of sex scenes in Outlander.  Too many for my taste.

examples of ways nuclear energy change form... I have no idea.  My husband would know. I should ask him.  

Mr. Tucket Book Report...You'd better be reading the book yourself and writing your own book report, thank you very much.  Anything else is plagiarism.  Got it, you slacker?

+slash tires +charlotte -nascar -sale..."...it's Nascar, who gives a damn?"  (Two points for the person who can tell me where that quote comes from.)

sample of a summary for Essay for Mr. Tucket...Ok, seriously.  What is it with you people and Mr. Tucket?  Read the book yourself. 

how to put a smile on her face... You really want to know?  Do the dishes, vacuum the floor, fold and put away the laundry. Pour her a big glass of something cold and let her put her feet up for the whole afternoon, undisturbed, with a book.  Then, order take-out, and clean up afterwards.  Then let her have a bubble bath, undisturbed, for as long as she wants.  Then, let her go to sleep, undisturbed.  She'll have a smile on her face the next morning, and if you've done it right, you'll have one on yours that next evening.

4 comments:

  1. I'm tired 24 years after my one and only child. I LOVE your answer to the last one!!

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  2. I love this and am always so amused when I see these odd search terms. Thanks for sharing them!

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  3. I love these posts! And yes, I agree with Kathy that the last answer is fantastic! ...wonder where I can leave a printed out copy for my husband to read....

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  4. This is so funny--where do you get this?

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